Judy Gemstone, portrayed by Edi Patterson in HBO's The Righteous Gemstones, is renowned for her audacious and unfiltered one-liners. Her quotes often blend sharp wit with outrageous humor, making her a standout character in the series.
1. I like it when Jesse gets in trouble. It makes my bird twitch.
2. Guess I'll just get someone from the crowd to finger me.
3. You know what I want? I want to get married and get the hell out of Dodge. I’m gonna move to Malibu Beach, shave my p*ssy, and learn to surf.
4. Yeah, well, it is a sculpture. And I got a good price on it because the dick is weird.
5. I have regular woman panties where the string goes up my crack. I have tits. I do sex. I’m carvin’ my own path.
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